| ......... JT's Stockroom |
| B864 | Gender Vibrator | 77.00 |
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A perfect vibe for the UFO enthusiast or anime fan. This vibrator has an amusing, well crafted design of a plucky little alien creature with half-inch "antennae" all over its body that vibrate when turned on. The vibrator is 5" long and 1-1/2" diameter, a 3" handle with one dial to control vibration level and one for controlling the gyration level. Made of a luminous, other-worldly, light green jelly-rubber (but, surprisingly, not glow-in-the-dark). Takes 4 AAA batteries, not included A note from JT, our founder and company president: "This item is part of a complete collection of vibrators from a Japanese manufacturer which I personally selected for their interesting design and high quality. I met with the manufacturers of this line at a trade show here in the USA. All of the English text on the packaging for these products was written by a non-English speaker using a Japanese-to-English dictionary, with the usual odd and entertaining results. While I was at the trade show, I spent some time with the manufacturers reviewing their text, and offered my editing suggestions for future printings. Thinking about it later, it occurred to me that the screwy English was actually something that I found charming and amusing. In a way it added entertainment value to the product. For now, while supplies last, we can offer these products in their original packaging, complete with the odd English translations. But just in case they do someday make the corrections that I suggested, I will include some of my favorite bits here for posterity: Remember, the bits of odd English on the packaging are a result of the Japanese origin of these products, and the Japanese are known for their top-quality vibrator design. |