Bad Ass Bear is ready for a night on the town with his own leather jacket. Just keep an eye on him—his mouth always gets him into trouble! He is a collector's quality teddy bear designed by award-winning artist, Sam Blum. Size does matter! Badass stands a proud 16" erect in height. He has long dark brown acrylic fur. He is fully jointed, so you can turn his arms, legs and heads around, but be warned: this will piss him off. He has a battery-operated voice box which can be removed through a velcro pouch in his back. Some of Bad Ass Bear’s rude phrases include: ·Don’t let my big dick scare you. I’m really a nice bear. ·Woke up this morning broke, sticky and confused. ·I’m 49% son of a bitch, 51% f**cker. ·I’d look real good on you! ·Practice safe sex. Go fuck yourself! ·I’ll slap you ‘round like a red-headed stepchild! ·See you in hell! ·Your mouth’s writing checks your ass can’t cash. ·My brain is my second favorite organ. ·I’m not real good with names. Mind if I call you shithead? ·You got a real nice ass. Let’s put it to work. Unavailable

BADASS BEAR is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. Their appearance may be cute, but their mouths are rough. Do you really want your little sister to learn these words from a teddy bear? However, it may be perfect compliment for your Grandma, Grandpa, Aunt, Uncle, Mom, Dad and every other potty mouth you may know.

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