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B379 Ballsy Bear 29.95

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Ballsy Bear, the world's nastiest talking Teddy Bear is lewd, crude and rude. Ballsy Bear is a collector’s quality teddy bear designed by award-winning artist, Sam Blum. Size does matter! Ballsy stands a proud 16" erect in height. He has long brown acrylic fur. He is fully jointed, so you can turn his arms, legs and heads around, but be warned: this will piss him off. He has a battery-operated voice box which can be removed through a velcro pouch in his back.

Some of Ballsy's rude sayings include:

· Blow Me.
· I got a stiffy that just wont quit!
· Asshole.
· Squeeeal like a pig!
· Who's your sweet daddy?
· Show me your tits.
· I swear, she told me she was 18.
· What part of "fuck off" don’t you understand?
· Perhaps you recognize me from my adult movies.
· Kiss my f@&king ass!
· I got your warm and fuzzy, right here!

BALLSY BEAR is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. Their appearance may be cute, but their mouths are rough. Do you really want your little sister to learn these words from a teddy bear? However, it may be perfect compliment for your Grandma, Grandpa, Aunt, Uncle, Mom, Dad and every other potty mouth you may know.

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